DHP Episode - 7/12/2013 - Alex In A Bad Way

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW

News

Heat Wave Kills Four By Drowning... In Sweat! 
Four picnickers literally sweated to death in Switzerland according to coroner's reports that the teens lungs were filled with their own sweat.

Mystery "Alien Corpse" Actually Infant Baboon
Many true-believers have had a blow struck directly to the belief-centers of their brain by news that the image is, in actuality, a baby baboon.

Strange "Alien" Is Actually Baboon

Man Arrested After Found Hiding In Septic Tank
An Oklahoma man was examined both physically and mentally after being discovered peering out of a women's portable toilet from the septic tank beneath.  The man claims he has no idea how he got down there...

And More! 

Special Topic

Alex Thurgood Hospitalized
Stay calm, folks, Alex is going to be okay - it's just a matter of how long until he wakes up and tells you himself how he came to be rushed by paramedics into emergency surgery during our investigation of the Idahoan Haunted Hospital over the past week.

Plus: Listener Emails

DHP Episode - 7/5/2013 - Spontaneous Human Temporary Teleportation

 MICHAEL DARKHALLOW

News

Petrified Bigfoot Head... Hoax?
A Utah man's find of a potentially petrified bigfoot noggin has been weighed in on by science.  Fact or Fiction?  Is it really an ancient preserved sasquatch head?  Tune in to find out! 

Raspberry Assault On Royal Mail Carriers
The walk to one man's door in the UK is lined, according to the Royal Mail delivery men and women in his area, with a violent shrubbery which threatens their health and well-being.  The owner of the offending flora has been ordered to prune it back a notch... but will he comply?

Oompa Loompa Attack Gets Day In Court
Hear the latest turn of events on the attack by Oompa Loompas on a man in Norwich last December. 

Special Topic

Spontaneous Human Temporary Teleportation

Listen as Michael Darkhallow relates some details of this newly named phenomenon straight from the Proclamadyne Institute's papers on the subject.  Do you have knowledge or experience with SHTT?  Use our Contact Us page to tell us about it!  We are seeking an expert to discuss it on a future program - and it may be YOU!