DHP Episode - 10/25/2013 - Dragon!

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL

News

The English Dragon
 
Reports of a dragon (no, really - a living dragon!) flying over England recently have *not* been exaggerated in the slightest. 

The Bear Truth About Yeti
New DNA evidence has come forth linking the mysterious snow-dwelling Yeti as close kin to a prehistoric species of polar bear.  Are the Yeti an evolutionary descent from bears?

Aussie Scientists Strike It Rich
 
Researchers in Australia have discovered fruit of a different kind while researching local flora.  Will they make out like bandits, or be cornered by the press?

 

DHP Episode - 4/5/2013 - The Slobberer

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

News

The Slobberer
​In the wake of multiple Flickerlights sightings over the past weeks, many DHP listeners have begun reporting frightening experiences with a shadowy figure in the middle of the night...  What is this sinister apparition doing that petrifies victims so?  Here is a hand-sketched Listener depiction of a Slobberer visitation he recently suffered:

Pillows-eye view depiction of Slobberer attack.​

Pillows-eye view depiction of Slobberer attack.​

The Cats That Run The Place
​Budapest is the new home of a special cafe that caters to coffee and tea drinkers like any other cafe, but whose proprietors are a sophisticated family of felines with special gear and talents for the brewing business.

Orang Of A Different Color
​Reports out of Sumatra indicate that a guerilla force of Orang Pendak, a tiny version of bigfoot local to that area known for a particularly strong love of fruit and disregard for the law, is building up.  Could this be prelude to an invasion of Hungary?​

Neptune... King Of The Sea?
​Scientists working on the DNA materials of the 120 foot tongue that recently flopped ashore in Australia (currently the subject of a massive coverup by the Australian Tourism Board) have made tentative links between this and two other beasts so powerful... that they have dubbed the unknown specimen Neptune!

And More!

DHP Episode - 8/10/2012 - The Thing Lurking Near Gloucestershire

Michael Darkhallow, Jay Rosell, Alex Thurgood

News

Teddy Invasion​
With the aid of a swedish PR firm, hundreds or thousands of adorable little Teddy Bears are being airdropped into a former Soviet country, intent on delivering hugs to the people in an attempt to change the course of that nation.

The Thing Lurking Near Gloucestershire
After citizens in Gloucestershire awoke Thursday morning to find a storm during the night had rained seaweed down over everything in their village more than twenty miles inland, several other reports from the area leading up to that night suggest something very disturbing may be in store for the world.

The Hornindalsvatnet Creature
There is a creature of some sort living in Norway's Hornindalsvatnet Lake, and three men who recently stumbled across the beast have the photographs to prove it.  The team asks: Hoax? Hallucination?  Evil Magic?  Or actual serpent?

Police Apprehend Dead Suspect After Chase
In another case of insider reports not matching the official public statements from authorities, Las Vegas police may have apprehended an undead suspect and turned him over to the United States government for study.  Possibly one of a new emerging variant of undead, this one caught media attention due to the fact that the police apprehended him only after a high-speed chase through crowded Las Vegas streets, making total coverup impossible.

Listener Emails

Grovelator wrote a pleading message to the DHP team asking that a future episode showcase truth behind snowmen... in particular, the legend of Frosty the Snowman.

Bobsuejeanine wrote for advice on the best items to include when one is monster-proofing their home.

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DHP Episode - 6/22/2012 - Little Black Book

Michael Darkhallow, Jay Rosell

News

Magical Bamboo
The team discusses the possibility that a particularly pesky breed of Bamboo is making its way out of the Congo to the U.S. and other countries... and why this could be bad news for many of us.

Monkey Genius
A so-called "Sneezing Monkey" in Burma is becoming the hottest thing in the tech industry. How? Why? The team will let you in on why hunters are heading into the forest during rainstorms to bag these guys in the name of big profits.

Assyrian Demon Address Book
An archaelogical find that give a whole new meaning to "Little Black Book"...

The Plot Thickens On Bear Intelligence
Until recent studies now published in the journal 'Animal Behaviour', bears were considered mere animals without an extensive mathematical vocabulary to speak of...

Listener Emails

AfroFloride wrote to relate a tale of being haunted by a velvet clown portrait whose eyes follow him...

Dan349 asked advice on dealing with furniture... that actually speaks to him.