DHP Episode - 8/9/2013 - Don't Bury Me... I'm Not Dead!

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

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Subway Sharks
Something fishy is going on in New York City, as a shark was discovered to have died due to asphyxiation (lack of breathable water) when an unexpected delay in the subway traffic stretched arrival times beyond it's limits...

Specters Spook Stockholm, Pockets Picked
In Stockholm Sweden, a creepy crowd of ghostly gowned figures are attracting attention… so much attention, in fact, that they come away not noticing that their pockets were emptied while gaping at the ghastly procession.  But are the visages in white just people dressed up as a distraction for the thieves, or are they actual spirits who are out for a bit of extra coin?

Don't Bury Me… I'm Not Dead!
A man, pronounced dead, in China recently stood up from beneath his white sheet, stepped back onto the street, and downed a liter of water saying "It was just too hot!"  Is this a case of fraudulent death as a publicity stunt, or another sighting of Han the Ever Living?  (And if it's Han, will China be the first to unlock immortality now that they have him in custody?)

Memories… or Memorex?
Scientists now claim to have discovered methods of implanting false memories directly into the brain using a customized virus and a fiber optic lead into the hippocampus.  With such a subtle method of fooling the mind… could we one day discover that our own memories are mere fabrications placed there by The Man?

Demons In The Cushions
This creepy photo depicts something eerie peering out from the sofa cushions.  Look closely, and you'll see it.  What is it?  Could it be Angels?  Might it have come from a portal?  You decide!

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Is this a demon living in the sofa? 

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DHP Episode - 4/5/2013 - The Slobberer

MICHAEL DARKHALLOW, JAY ROSELL, ALEX THURGOOD

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The Slobberer
​​In the wake of multiple Flickerlights sightings over the past weeks, many DHP listeners have begun reporting frightening experiences with a shadowy figure in the middle of the night...  What is this sinister apparition doing that petrifies victims so?  Here is a hand-sketched Listener depiction of a Slobberer visitation he recently suffered:

Pillows-eye view depiction of Slobberer attack.​

The Cats That Run The Place
​Budapest is the new home of a special cafe that caters to coffee and tea drinkers like any other cafe, but whose proprietors are a sophisticated family of felines with special gear and talents for the brewing business.

Orang Of A Different Color
​Reports out of Sumatra indicate that a guerilla force of Orang Pendak, a tiny version of bigfoot local to that area known for a particularly strong love of fruit and disregard for the law, is building up.  Could this be prelude to an invasion of Hungary?​

Neptune... King Of The Sea?
​Scientists working on the DNA materials of the 120 foot tongue that recently flopped ashore in Australia (currently the subject of a massive coverup by the Australian Tourism Board) have made tentative links between this and two other beasts so powerful... that they have dubbed the unknown specimen Neptune!

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DHP Episode - 6/1/2012 - Psychic Sharks

Michael Darkhallow, Jay Rosell, Alex Thurgood

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Miami Faces Off With A Zombie?
The crew discusses the strong likelihood, bordering on certainty, that a man who ate another man's face in Miami was (and perhaps still is?) an actual zombie. Government crackdown has begun on the situation; listen in for more.

Psychic Shark Escapes Government Control
A shark with a rather unique appearance has been spotted devouring the limbs of swimmers in the waters around the U.S. Pacific coastline... with deep red zebra-stribed skin, a speckled nose, and the uncanny ability to seemingly know precisely when and where a vunerable swimmer could become an easy meal... Is this shark the subject of government genetic manipulation programs, or just naturally psychic?

Listener Emails

Stoneyriver wrote in to ask if the team would do a show on the Jersey Devil.

Arthur K. wrote to ask Alex about a way to rid his home of a pesky lizardman who stares in his windows at night.