Michael Darkhallow, Jay Rosell, Alex Thurgood

News

When Sewage Attacks
London police charged with protecting the events in and around the Olympics were assaulted by something that emerged from the sewers, throwing the authorities temporarily into chaos according to sources.

Crop Circles And The Winds Of Change
A new crop circle formation in the Washington D.C. area reportedly conveys political messages to those that stand within its borders... as if the wind itself were speaking. The crop circle also seems to have a strong political bias towards the current United States administration.

Something Has Escaped
In Utah, a large ranch style property has been recently swarming with police and investigatory personnel, apparently trying to get to the bottom of why there is an extensive laboratory disguised as a barn, and why the area is littered with blood and bones...

Listener Emails

Ralph Hernandez wrote in to ask if Sasquatch Burgers would be very tasty. Alex Thurgood steps up to field this one.